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Cipherz
Posts : 777
Join date : 2008-02-12
Age : 33
Location : Ich weiß nicht was soll es bedeuten, das ich so traurig bin, ein Marchen aus alten seiten, das kommt
|  Subject: Cianora, write the Eulogy  Thu May 22, 2008 10:21 pm | |
| I'm going on fishing trip and may not be back till Monday. I know you all care so much about me, so I just thought I'd notify you. | |
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Liquid Nitrogen
Posts : 435
Join date : 2008-02-11
Location : Everywhere
| | Subject: Re: Cianora, write the Eulogy Thu May 22, 2008 10:24 pm | |
| Almost two million people have died in a fishing accident. Just Google "died in a fishing accident." I advise you to not go. | |
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No
Posts : 522
Join date : 2008-02-17
| | Subject: Re: Cianora, write the Eulogy Fri May 23, 2008 1:31 am | |
| - Liquid Nitrogen wrote:
- Almost two million people have died in a fishing accident. Just Google "died in a fishing accident." I advise you to not go.
Under the same pretenses, I advise you to go. | |
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Cipherz
Posts : 777
Join date : 2008-02-12
Age : 33
Location : Ich weiß nicht was soll es bedeuten, das ich so traurig bin, ein Marchen aus alten seiten, das kommt
| | Subject: Re: Cianora, write the Eulogy Mon May 26, 2008 3:41 am | |
| Well if you have ever heard the saying "bad things happens in threes", when we got there our camper was too tall for the awning, then our boat's motor decided to quit while we were in the middle of the lake (thank God the trolling motor still worked) and then at the end of our trip the entire tumbler/lock thingy to our camper decided to fall off, therefore we can't access any of our clothes but more importantly our tooth brushes ><. | |
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Liquid Nitrogen
Posts : 435
Join date : 2008-02-11
Location : Everywhere
| | Subject: Re: Cianora, write the Eulogy Mon May 26, 2008 2:35 pm | |
| - Cipherz wrote:
- Well if you have ever heard the saying "bad things happens in threes", when we got there our camper was too tall for the awning
It was hoping that you would run into the awning at top speed, thus decapitating everybody in the car. - Quote :
- then our boat's motor decided to quit while we were in the middle of the lake (thank God the trolling motor still worked)
The sharks sabotaged your motor and hoped that you would try to swim to shore. - Quote :
- and then at the end of our trip the entire tumbler/lock thingy to our camper decided to fall off, therefore we can't access any of our clothes but more importantly our tooth brushes ><.
It's one last, desperate attempt to kill you through skin cancer and tooth decay. I hope you've learned from these brushes with death. Don't ever go fishing again. | |
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Demo
Admin
Posts : 623
Join date : 2008-02-07
Age : 34
Location : In ur loop, fuxin' ur persepshun
| | Subject: Re: Cianora, write the Eulogy Mon May 26, 2008 4:14 pm | |
| White people and their cancer-prone bodies. Pssh.
>.> | |
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Cipherz
Posts : 777
Join date : 2008-02-12
Age : 33
Location : Ich weiß nicht was soll es bedeuten, das ich so traurig bin, ein Marchen aus alten seiten, das kommt
| | Subject: Re: Cianora, write the Eulogy Mon May 26, 2008 5:13 pm | |
| Maybe it was you Nitro attempting to kill me the entire time. | |
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Liquid Nitrogen
Posts : 435
Join date : 2008-02-11
Location : Everywhere
| | Subject: Re: Cianora, write the Eulogy Mon May 26, 2008 10:55 pm | |
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codejoe1
Posts : 305
Join date : 2008-02-19
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: Cianora, write the Eulogy Tue May 27, 2008 2:11 am | |
| So this trip was bad then? | |
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