Time to write the eulogy.

This forum is dead. I'll write it eventually.

You write it, and I'll read the yougoogilly.

Clan TIME had lived an amazing life even though it was rather short. Clan TIME was a great friend; he was the kind of friend that stands by you when you need somebody to be there. He once saved my life. We were both young kids then and we weren’t very close. I was hastily walking across the street when Clan TIME saw a speeding car. If it wasn’t for Clan TIME, I would have died right there. That’s how I became close to Clan TIME. Yes, that was 10 years ago and we’ve been inseparable ever since.

I remember once Clan TIME told me he met a girl who stole his heart. Being his best friend I must admit I was rather shocked and thought evil things about that girl. Of course as you all know, I am referring to Clan TIME. I was so envious of Clan TIME. It was not because I’m in love with Clan TIME but it’s more of I was simply not used to sharing Clan TIME's time with anyone else. It was always me and Clan TIME. When I met Clan TIME, I didn’t know how I would react. Clan TIME turned out to be a really nice person and she ended up being a good friend of mine too. I must say, I was happy for Clan TIME.

What is it that we remember when we think of Clan TIME? I think everyone who knows him very well would agree with me on this. It was his sense of humor. He was the kind of person that would make everyone laugh so hard that they’d end up crying. Who could forget about his mama jokes? How about all his green jokes? Goodness! Just thinking about those green jokes still makes me laugh. He was so out there when he starts those jokes. That is what I will truly miss about Clan TIME. He could make me laugh when I am really sad. He always cheered me up when he knew I just had a bad day. That’s the trademark of Clan TIME. He always wanted to make people happy.

Clan TIME's death was sudden. I remember when I heard the news I simply could not believe it. Clan TIME was too young but as it slowly occurred to me I have realized that Clan TIME indeed lived his life wonderfully. Clan TIME was well-loved and he had done so many things on earth and I’m sure he’ll do much more in heaven. I will forever be grateful to have known Clan TIME. I will forever be grateful that Clan TIME was there at the right place and at the right time to save my life. I will forever be grateful for spending 10 years of my life with a friend like him. All the memories I have shared with him will forever be cherished and remembered. Clan TIME will forever live in my heart… In our hearts.

Clan TIME is in heaven now and we are here on his funeral. This is not the time for us to grieve his death but it’s our time to celebrate his life. Don’t ever forget Clan TIME. He never wanted to see people cry. He wanted to make everyone happy. So at this moment when we are about to lay his body to rest, let’s all think back and remember how Clan TIME touched our lives. How he made us laugh and how good Clan TIME was as a person. This is not the moment for us to shed our tears but we should all be thankful that we were given the chance to have known a man named Clan TIME.

Clan TIME will forever be missed but I know in the right time, I will meet Clan TIME again. We will all meet Clan TIME again and he’ll make us laugh in tears again.

Since you wrote the eulogy, I'll write the code.

Code:

s = get_text('http://www.eulogyspeech.net/sample-eulogy/Friend-Eulogy-Sample.shtml')
s.replace('Michael','Clan TIME')

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