Rank (Members of Clan time/t1me only)

All numbers are divisible by i.

All Southerners are divisible by an overbearing central government.

All noobs in general are divisible by all real numbers.

All governments are divisible by "corrupt buffoon."

All Nitros are divisible by high-velocity particle emissions.

All Demos are divisible by the n00bs voting for him.

You speak wisdom beyond your years, young grasshopper. Now go forth and spread propaganda about the War on Terrorism.

Demo is divisible by trying to break the chain and failing.

I am the Cheese.

I thought you were the Steve. No wait...could it be...

No as in I Am The Cheese the book about that psychopathic boy who's family was murdered by the government and dreams up an entire story while in an asylum.

OHHH. That sounds great! Who's it by?


Please tell me you're not joking btw.
If you are, I'm so writing that and becoming famous O_O

Its already a book called I Am The Cheese by Robert Cormier.

The book starts off with the central character, Adam Farmer, riding his bike to Rutterburg, Vermont with a parcel for his father. However, as he travels, he starts to remember the events leading up to this point. These same memories are also being filled out in psychiatric interviews that occur at an undetermined time. Adam Farmer's real name is Paul Delmonte. His father had been an investigative reporter who uncovered a large conspiracy and testified against it in Washington. After several attempts on his life, he and his family entered the Department of Re-identification. Adam had not been told about his past for his entire life. One day he recives a phone call from his girlfriend, Amy Hertz. She says she that a reporter from the town Adam supposedly was born in is there, and he doesn't know of any "Farmers" in the town. This gave Adam suspicions, and he began spying on his parents. He later found two birth certificates, with just the date changed. Elmo and Chicken are gay, Elmo and Chicken are gay, Elmo and Chicken are gay, Elmo and Chicken are gay, Elmo and Chicken are gay, Elmo and Chicken are gay, Elmo and Chicken are gay Elmo and Chicken attacked them, killing Adam's mother instantly. Either Mr. Grey and his men were part of the conspiracy, or Adam's father had become too large a liability for the government, and thus was terminated. Adam survived and heard that his father was being pursued, but he was not sure whether he had been found and killed. He was placed in a hospital where he is interrogated every year by a doctor named Brint. This is not a hidden messageBrint seems to be an agent in the witness protection program. Each time he ends up forgetting everything that he learned due to mental stress upon gaining all this information and begins the journey all over again. The people he meets in his journey are the same people who reside in the hospital. The sessions with Brint in the novel represent the third time he has been questioned. The final interview ends with a list of several possible outcomes, but none bode well for Adam: questioning him until he dies or terminating him. The chapters alternate between first-person, present tense, during Adam's journey, and third-person, past tense, during the psychiatric interviews.

I'm not even going to bother reading that, it's April's Fools Day.

Good, I guess you won't notice the hidden message then.

April fools!

A pirl fools? What does pirl mean?

Whoops, typo. Fickst now.

Edit: another typo.

Edit 2: editing is fun!

Edit 3: wheee!

like y u go dum?

What are you talking about?

I believe it is, "What are you talking aboot?"

Canadians > Americans.

I thought I didn't say aboot, but Misty says I do.

Yes, Americans do eat Canadians for breakfast.

BWHAHA well I just had an idea of making a food chain. And I am bored enough I actually did it. And Demo, I added that for you so you wouldn't think i copied it from somewhere.

You're eating OUR bacon!

edit: So THAT'S what Canadian Bacon is.