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No
Posts : 522
Join date : 2008-02-17
|  Subject: Daily Quotes From My Spam Inbox!  Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:37 pm | |
| I'm starting a new trend. Demo, I'm expecting you to sticky this. Every day I post 5 new quotes from my spam inbox! Oh their hilarity. " Britney comeback with new sizzling MTV - Man loses arm to save 3m shark." "dear elmsry@gmail.com" Elmsry? Wtf!!! " Your friend is jealous of you - Girl trains monkey to give tongue service video" " Angelina Jolie naked - WATCH" "  Look porn DVD gallery!!! - Madonna kick-up video with a naked celebrity. Look it now" | |
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Liquid Nitrogen
Posts : 435
Join date : 2008-02-11
Location : Everywhere
| | Subject: Re: Daily Quotes From My Spam Inbox! Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:02 am | |
| Elmo, didn't I tell you to not give your e-mail address to shark-saving sites? | |
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No
Posts : 522
Join date : 2008-02-17
| | Subject: Re: Daily Quotes From My Spam Inbox! Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:11 am | |
| You tell me nothing!!! D: | |
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Liquid Nitrogen
Posts : 435
Join date : 2008-02-11
Location : Everywhere
| | Subject: Re: Daily Quotes From My Spam Inbox! Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:55 am | |
| I'm sorry. I'll tell you more.
FOR EXAMPLE, let me tell you about cows. Cows are actually fish in disguise. They're the fish that are smart enough to look like mammals so that vegetarians will flinch from eating them. | |
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Cipherz
Posts : 777
Join date : 2008-02-12
Age : 33
Location : Ich weiß nicht was soll es bedeuten, das ich so traurig bin, ein Marchen aus alten seiten, das kommt
| | Subject: Re: Daily Quotes From My Spam Inbox! Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:50 am | |
| But I thought footballs were fish in disguise... zomgbarbacue. | |
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codejoe1
Posts : 305
Join date : 2008-02-19
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: Daily Quotes From My Spam Inbox! Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:44 pm | |
| pssshhhh you guys are all stupid, fish are fish in disguise. | |
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No
Posts : 522
Join date : 2008-02-17
| | Subject: Re: Daily Quotes From My Spam Inbox! Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:20 pm | |
| - Liquid Nitrogen wrote:
- FOR EXAMPLE, let me tell you about cows. Cows are actually fish in disguise. They're the fish that are smart enough to look like mammals so that vegetarians will flinch from eating them.
Well that failed. Epically. Mostly because of the Vegetarian Holocaust of 2023... >____> | |
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Liquid Nitrogen
Posts : 435
Join date : 2008-02-11
Location : Everywhere
| | Subject: Re: Daily Quotes From My Spam Inbox! Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:49 pm | |
| Yeah, that's the fish's plan. Since the cow one didn't work out, they're engineering the Vegetarian Holocaust so that plants will be scorned, and then they'll disguise themselves as trees. | |
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Cipherz
Posts : 777
Join date : 2008-02-12
Age : 33
Location : Ich weiß nicht was soll es bedeuten, das ich so traurig bin, ein Marchen aus alten seiten, das kommt
| | Subject: Re: Daily Quotes From My Spam Inbox! Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:53 pm | |
| You would need a lumberjack holocaust as well, or are all lumberjacks vegetarians? | |
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Greg
Posts : 90
Join date : 2008-02-08
Age : 29
Location : Zamba World
| | Subject: Re: Daily Quotes From My Spam Inbox! Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:49 pm | |
| DickAids - DetoxifyYour body
This was in my spam folder... | |
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Greg
Posts : 90
Join date : 2008-02-08
Age : 29
Location : Zamba World
| | Subject: Re: Daily Quotes From My Spam Inbox! Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:50 pm | |
| Mr. Tim McCarron - Can we partner together?
Uhhh NO! | |
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No
Posts : 522
Join date : 2008-02-17
| | Subject: Re: Daily Quotes From My Spam Inbox! Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:41 am | |
| - Greg wrote:
- Mr. Tim McCarron - Can we partner together?
Uhhh NO! Got something against gays? | |
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Cipherz
Posts : 777
Join date : 2008-02-12
Age : 33
Location : Ich weiß nicht was soll es bedeuten, das ich so traurig bin, ein Marchen aus alten seiten, das kommt
| | Subject: Re: Daily Quotes From My Spam Inbox! Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:33 pm | |
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