This is Children of Bodom:
The guy in the front right looks like me.
The guy behind him looks like Will Ferrel.
The guy behind him looks like my uncle Rob who lives in Las Vegas and will kill your children.
The guy to the left of him looks like he wants to save all the little puppies in the world, and won't kill your children.
And the guy on the far left looks like Alexis...because he is. Don't question Alexis, he'll cut off your Johnson.