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Subject: ~*What if?*~ Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:33 am

I was sortof banking off of Codejoe's "something to ponder" and decided to make a post where we could pose "what if?" questions.

P.S This doesn't mean "what if YOUR MOM" or other nonsensical "what if" questions. Please do post something idiotic and/or something you can just use to insult me. If you do not abide by my requests then I will come to your house and castrate you with my mind, then drive a mindstake through your tongue in the middle of a minddesert.

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What if?

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What if being Canadian was a respected heritage?

Subject: Re: ~*What if?*~ Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:46 pm

What if forums weren't full of mindless jibberish excreted by the mouths of the substandard adolescents of the New Century generation?

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What if the colonial radicals of the 18th century had their hair in mohawks and listened to hardcore thrasth metal?

Subject: Re: ~*What if?*~ Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:52 am

Demo wrote:: What if forums weren't full of mindless jibberish excreted by the mouths of the substandard adolescents of the New Century generation?

I wouldn't say substandard, just bored ><.

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What if the government got its nose out of the economy?

Answer: everyone would be happier except for parasitic politicians who fritter away income taxes and stuff.

Subject: Re: ~*What if?*~ Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:50 am

"Parasitic politicians who fritter away income taxes and stuff."

Just say liberals, or Obamaites.

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what if everyone on this forum stopped talkin.. cept for nitro and ciph

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Cipherz wrote:: "Parasitic politicians who fritter away income taxes and stuff."

Just say liberals, or Obamaites.

How about "People like Demo?"

P.S.: not ignoring Chicken; just working to make his fantasy come true.

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chicken7 wrote:: what if everyone on this forum stopped talkin.. cept for nitro and ciph

Nothing would change actually, since everyone posts something useless except those two...

I MEAN

Laughing

Subject: Re: ~*What if?*~ Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:37 am

Thanksfor not including Demo or Lily, it warms my heart to hear you say that.

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What if I wasn't lying when I made that post?

What if YOUR MOM or other nonsensical what if statements?

Subject: Re: ~*What if?*~ Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:50 am

"What if I wasn't lying when I made that post?"

What if I was lying when I made that post*.

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¿Qué si tu madre fue una persona alemán y no sabes su palabras?

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What if codejoe knew how to use the subjunctive tense in Spanish?

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Arrepentido señor, mi lengua materna no es español

Subject: Re: ~*What if?*~ Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:31 am

Quote :: What if the government got its nose out of the economy?

The middle class would be proven obsolete within a year.

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Demo wrote:

Quote :: What if the government got its nose out of the economy?

The middle class would be proven obsolete within a year.

Yes, because workers are the source of all wealth.

Except, strawberry pickers don't know how to build a television. Or maintain a power plant. Or do anything that is actually valuable. That's why they're strawberry pickers and not members of the middle class.

I suggest reading Atlas Shrugged. Even if you don't like the moral, it's extremely well-written, and does a good job of defending Randian Objectivism and know your enemy and stuff, so that's also a reason to read it.

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I'm pretty sure because he meant you'd either be super fucking rich or super fucking poor.

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I claim that before two generations had passed, there would be no poor people.

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Liquid Nitrogen wrote:: I claim that before two generations had passed, there would be no poor people.

Without a government? No.
Almost instantly monopolies would form, that corporation would run the market, and if you didn't work for any of the monopoly companies you'd be poor (actually, since they ran the market, you could be poor working for them too).

No poor people is like the biggest crock of shit I've heard. You've watched too much Star Trek, buddy.

Subject: Re: ~*What if?*~ Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:27 am

In the middle am I.

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No wrote:: Almost instantly monopolies would form

Why?

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Liquid Nitrogen wrote:

No wrote:: Almost instantly monopolies would form

Why?

The only thing stopping it is the fucking government Razz

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