Looking for white male land-owner

Young, sexy girl looking for a young, sexy, white, male land-holder capable of supporting a large family (at least 6 total) who can afford a luxurious home where I can tan in the sun wearing virtually nothing (and sometimes not even virtually).

Please apply below.

Lily you should apply XDDD.

Lol Greg you seem to have missed that according to Demo he is the girl and is looking for a male. Hence.. I think you should apply in my stead. ~snicker~

*cough*Nitro*cough*

So is it just me or can no one else tell when there's a new post in a forum? The "new post" icon and the "old post" icon are the exact same.

EDIT: Okay, I can tell the difference now, but it's barely noticeable. If it weren't for the comparative pics, there's no way you could tell.

I don't like young girls. Pervert.

(At the forum's main screen, in the upper-right there's "View posts since last visit." It's tremendously helpful.)

You could also just look to the right of each topic and it will tell you who last posted.

Or I could just shoot you all and then I wouldn't have to worry about it...

I sorry, I'm so mean today...and yesterday...and many years before that.

To make up for it, I'll make you all muffins.

What kind of muffins, and I want to know everything that is in them.

STOP Editing My Posts!

omfg i love muffins! woot! *eats them all* tastes salty =/

Sniper you have no idea what Demo may have put in those muffins.

I think he chopped up the beautiful girl and put her in there.



BTW Soul, I really don't see of making a new forum besides stealth forums, this is the exact same off-topicness in Stealth Forums.

Cept it's red and black instead of blue and black, which is far superior.

It's made of love and sunshine...because those are the only ingredients I can afford.

OFF TOPIC!!OFF TOPIC!!OFF TOPIC!!OFF TOPIC!!

You can't move muffins with love and sunshine. XD And I like blue more than red.

I like the red

Have you seen the blue one?

Lid wrote:

You can't move muffins with love and sunshine.

No, but you can make them with love and sunshine.

EDIT: Past altered

You can also make them with hormones and photons.

Sunshine can move a muffin, you just need to focus it so the muffin disentegrates into gases, thereby moving the muffin.


With love you can do anything.

Oh you guys are rotten, prying on my typos.

You could have done the same to me. I totally fecked up that quote...

Or did I?

*alters the past*

Well, I think there are 2 TIME members actually at this forum. H00k kept telling me to make a forum and he still forgets to put it in the clan MOTD after I remind him when he is IN THE CHANNEL. You can feel the love.

*cough*

Shall we go to Plan Alpha-Chi?